The Pirate of the Pickle was a mild mannered teenage youth happily living out his adult life. That was until an interstellar asteroid collided with him while he was riding his Fisher Price Power Wheels Kawasaki KFX Ninja Monster Traction Ride-On Toy. Although he was unscathed his beloved Power Wheels Ride-On Toy suffered irreparable damage. Angered at the loss of his kick-ass power wheel, he turned to the asteroid in a blind fury and began to crush it in a frenzied fit of burning passion. Read more on Last.fm