SHARPIE CROWS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE -Sharpie Crows have been called "deranged, loud, and brilliant"; "the future"; "like a foetal-alcohol Morrissey"; and "drunken shite". -Sharpie Crows' distinctive machine-porn-with-ducks collage posters are created by guitarist Casey LAtimer, who is legally blind for the purposes of driving and Internet control. -A woman once collapsed and started talking in tongues at a Sharpie Crows show. She later claimed to have felt the presence of a ghost she called 'Auld Cabbage Breath'. Read more on Last.fm